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New Uses for AOL CDs By: Anyone who cares to contribute! Click here to see the entries we have received to date! Learn about Websites that are collecting 1 Million AOL CDs to return to AOL. Over the years America On Line (AOL) has mailed out enough diskettes and CDs to satisfy the needs of every person in the world several times over for their entire lifetime, or several lifetimes if you believe in that sort of thing. Our challenge is to come up with new uses for those CDs and/or diskettes. These uses do not have to be related to computers, the Internet, or anything usual, in fact, the more bizarre the uses the better. You may send your new uses to us by e-mail:  AOL@Eagle-Wing.Net Please put "AOL" on the subject line so your note will pass our spam filter. Or, use our on-line form to to us. This Website is in no way affiliated with America Online Inc. "AOL" and the AOL triangle logo are registered trademarks of America Online, Inc. All rights reserved. Be sure to include your name so we can properly place the credit / blame. If you have a picture or graphic demonstrating your idea, please include it. Multiple submissions are encouraged. Prizes will be awarded for the best entries. The first place winner will receive an AOL CD, good for 1,045 hours of use during a 45 day period. The second place winner will receive two AOL CDs. The third place winner will receive three AOL CDs. We are eagerly awaiting your submissions As the entries come pouring in from both of you we'll use a Sharpie marker to transcribe them onto the back of an AOL CD for future reference. We note that the current AOL CDs being distributed give you up to 1045 hours of free use within 45 days. There are 1080 hours available during that time period. We have not determined what is wrong with the other 35 hours that they can't simply offer unlimited service for 45 days. Perhaps some of that time is used to dial in and connect. It is hoped that you will be able to eat, sleep, and possibly work during the time you are evaluating AOL.

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