| Harris Teeter Totters. |
| Charmin Bathroom Tissue is in a squeeze. |
| Lilly's Lollipop Company is taking a licking. |
| Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today and millions were wiped clean. |
| Stock market advice: Sit on your American Can. |
| Turkish hats seeded with grass are in a growth fez. |
| Mountain Precipices are going over the edge. |
| National Tunnelling is going in the hole. |
| Brill Streetcars are spinning their wheels. |
| Mountains have topped out. |
| Grading machines have leveled out. |
| Helium balloons are up. |
| Duck feathers are down. |
| Otis Elevators are having their ups and downs. |
| Japan's Origami Bank has folded. |
| Diamond Match Company has gone on strike. |
| Kamikazi Industries just took a nosedive. |
| Stock market advice: Hold onto your water but let your gas go. |
| Sherman heavy industries just tanked. |
| The municipal subway system is going in the hole. |
| St. George Industries is dragon. |
| Acme Balloons found to be over-inflated and headed for a big bust. |
