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Medical Proverbs

Proverbs
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Barium

What you do when the patient dies.

Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Ova

Finished; done with.

Sperm To reject, look away from.
Dilate To live a long time.
Enema

Opposite of a friend.

Node Was aware of.
White Count

The number of caucasians.

Hernia Pertaining to a woman's knee.
Fibrillate To tell a small lie.
D & C Where the Nation's Capital is.
Bunyon

Paul's surname..

Coronary Domesticated singing bird (yellow).
Constipation Endangered feces.
Humerus

To tell us what we want to hear.

Intestine Currently taking an exam.
Outpatient

A person who has fainted.

Genital A non‑Jew.
Sacrum Holy.
Pap Smear To slander your father.
Pelvis The evil twin of Elvis.
Seizure Ancient Roman emperor.
Cat Scan When the Secret Service looks for the President's cat.


11/30/11

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